my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
sext: hey you’re kinda cute oh god fuck was that okay of me to say holy shit did i make you uncomfortable im so fucking sorry [sweating profusely] fuck
"DM: Ok, so the velociraptor is cuddling with you in your bed."
— (via outofcontextdnd)
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
I’ll start my homework once it’s warm enough to stick my hands out of my blanket
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists