"If they don’t like you who the fuck cares."
— (via kaktulu)
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*
"It’s a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn’t big."
— Margo Roth Spiegelman, from Paper Towns by John Green (via hailthealmightyglowcloud)
"Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me."
— Riccardo Tisci (via colporteur)